| Homework Match
arguments marked by letters to arguments marked by
numbers according to similarity of logical
form. You can do this exercise on your
own lined paper, (if it doesn't have curly edges
from ripping it out of a spiral notebook), or you
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Answer
Sheet If you need to make up this homework, do the make up homework. 1. Astrology came from mythology. Mythology has been decisively debunked in recent years. And so, since mythology has been shown to be untrue and unscientific, it follows that astrology is untrue and unscientific. 2. Environmentalists claim that the world is losing it's capacity to absorb the effects of energy prospecting, development and production, but the best research by all the best universities proves that the world is a long way from running out of energy, so the environmentalists are wrong. 3. Over ten years ago we finally succeeded in abolishing sex education in our schools. We did so just in time. In the last decade we have seen a slow and steady rise in the incidence of sexually transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancies among our children. These frightening statistics make it imperative that we make sure sex education is never again allowed in our schools. 4. Americans who failed to support the invasion of Iraq committed a serious moral wrong, because the invasion was extremely dangerous for the soldiers who took part in it, and several were killed. Since they were risking their lives, Americans should have supported the President and his decision to go to war, even if they didn't believe that the invasion was justified. ******************************************************************* A. Sports fans should support vertical bowling, because the bowlers who hurl bowling balls straight up in the air are risking their lives to entertain us. Given that several air bowlers have been killed by their own balls, sports fans should support the Bowling Comissioner and his decision to start an air bowling league, even if they don't think that air bowling is much fun to watch B. I can prove absolutely that the windshield washer fluid container is full, and will stay full for a long, long time. So you're absolutely wrong when you say we're close to running out of gas, and so we have no need to get off the freeway and start looking for a filling station. C. Since we stopped pumping oxygen into that sunken submarine the sailors have gotten sicker and sicker. This is a very serious situation which we must address immediately by making sure that there is absolutely no oxygen in that sunken submarine. D. Modern chemistry is a discipline that is in serious trouble. It has been conclusively proved that chemistry historically developed out of alchemy, the futile search for the "philosopher's stone" that would turn lead to gold and confer immortality. So chemistry is futile, since it developed from something futile. Match up the arguments that have the same logical form
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| Homework Match
arguments according to similarity of logical
form. You can do this exercise on your
own lined paper, (if it doesn't have curly edges
from ripping it out of a spiral notebook), or you
can use Homework
Answer
Sheet We know that Moe is a genius When you vote, you choose because Curly says so, and we between a crooked, cowardly can take Curly’s word because democrat, and a stupid evil Moe says Curly’s brilliant! republican. There’s only two kinds of The Vunbook says Vuntag relationships, committed, loving exists, and we can trust that heterosexual unions and because Vuntag says the loveless homosexual couplings. Vunbook is infallible/ You can be sure voodoo is real, Chiropractic gives the best because it’s an effective treatment for your spine, so way of hurt your enemies. you know it works. We know the founding fathers Vuntag forces unbelievers to didn’t write the consitution in a watch Dukes of Hazzard! way that favored their own class You better believe or you’ll because none of them personally have to watch Bo & Luke profited from the new constitution. eternally foil Sheriff Lobo. You should believe in Gosh None of the German High because, if you don’t, he Command profited from will condemn you to the their invasion of Poland so stuffiness of heck for all time. it wasn’t done for Germans. The practice of making clothes Child labor has been from animals cause practiced since the beginning unimaginable cruelty to the of time, and so we have no animals, and so we should ban it. reason to discontinue it now. Making clothes from animal skins In the Bible, God would kill is in the Koran, and was people for disobeying him, practiced by Allah himself, so it so it’s okay for me to kill isn’t morally wrong. you for disobeying me. It is ridiculous to say that We should prohibit child we should not kill animals for labor because it causes food, because we’ve been doing it untold suffering to the for time immemorial. children involved. If you need to make up this homework, do the make up homework. |
